bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

awkwardvagina:

a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

timeywimeyfangirl26:

FREEBATCH SPAM

pizzaforpresident:

fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

How would YOU know?

moonemojii:

*studies for 2 minutes*
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